Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
