Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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