giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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