New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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