Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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