what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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