I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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