I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
operation have a gay friend backfired
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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