do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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