Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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