Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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