More tranny stories later!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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