i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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