My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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