Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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