Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
false alarm, still single
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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