Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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