dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
being pregnant is like rehab
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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