Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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