He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
