Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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