It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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