I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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