Kiss
Puke
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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