i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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