let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
