this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Life is so much better after having sex.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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