So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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