Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dating After Heartbreak
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho