The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches