Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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