also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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