I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
