New invention idea: vibrating tampons
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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