know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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