friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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