college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
