i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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