you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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