8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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