She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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