Heybabeimwearingurpanties
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
so much tequila, so little girl.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
