Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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