I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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