you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Randomize