I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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