You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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