I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Drake has all the answers
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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