I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He? As in you personified your dick?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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