Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
this will be a night to untag.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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