wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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