i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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