And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
MIDGETS
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I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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