Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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