Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I could fuck to npr.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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